QUOTE: "Aw come on, Abbi... Let's get back together, okay?"

Ah, Mike. What has been said about this skinny redneck that hasn't been said about your garbage can? Not much.

If being trash was a power, then this guy would be team captain.

His only mission in life is to figure out a way to hook back up with his ex-girlfriend Abbi. How'd this guy ever get with her in the first place!? Guess it's 'slim pickins' in their neck of the woods.
 

 
Real Name: Mike

Occupation: whatever pays the bills

Classification: Human

Appearances:
Stoic Unlikely Sanctuary