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Ever think you're having a crappy day? Well, think about what life is like for The Matter. Seriously, he's actually made of excrement. How was he made? Was he born like this? Was it a chemical reaction? Mutation? Global warming? Is the government's fault? Why does he wear a shirt? Only the Matter knows for sure, and he doesn't want to talk about it. So what would you do if you were the Matter? The economy is in the toilet, and it's hard to even get an interview (much less a job) when you smell like a gas station restroom. You'd pretty much be stuck living a life of crime. For now, Matter is happy playing number 2 for any villain that's hiring. Oh, by the way, he didn't die in the "What's the Matter" story, so he'll be popping up again. |
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Occupation: um, villain? Classification: Human, Mutated? Appearances: |
