QUOTE: "Reckon I ain't seen this much traffic in a while."

Jeb and Morris are just a couple of 'good ol boys' in the deep south. They don't like strangers, they don't like city-folk, and well, they don't like much of anything at all (except maybe race cars and tobacco).

Jeb and Morris have the ability to turn a snide nose up at anyone different from them DESPITE the fact that they've never accomplished anything of worth in either of their lives combined.

Their current mission is to resist change and complain.
 

 
Real Name: Jeb and Morris

Occupation: apparently none

Classification: Human

Appearances:
Stoic Unlikely Sanctuary