| Character Profile | MIKE |
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REAL NAME: Mike OCCUPATION: Whatever pays the bills. CLASSIFICATION: Human FIRST APPEARANCE: Stoic: Unlikely Sanctuary |
| Character Profile | MIKE |
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REAL NAME: Mike OCCUPATION: Whatever pays the bills. CLASSIFICATION: Human FIRST APPEARANCE: Stoic: Unlikely Sanctuary |
QUOTE: "Aw come on, Abbi... Let's get back together, okay?"
| Ah, Mike. What has been said about this skinny redneck that hasn't been said about your garbage can? Not much. |
| If being trash was a power, then this guy would be team captain. |
| His only mission in life is to figure out a way to hook back up with his ex-girlfriend Abbi. How'd this guy ever get with her in the first place!? Guess it's 'slim pickins' in their neck of the woods. |